Jessica Alba is Pregnant Again

Jessica Alba already roped Cash Warren into marrying her by “accidentally” getting pregnant, so you’d just assume she’d be content with what she has and not risk the irreparable damage to her body again. But then you’d realize I’m employing logic and reason and proceed to laugh heartily at my folly. Via Facebook:

It’s been a while since I’ve been on FB & I thought I’d drop by to let you all in on some exciting news>Honor is going to be a Big Sister! Cash and I are thrilled and wanted to share the news directly with you so you didn’t hear about it somewhere else. I appreciated all of the love and support you all gave me during my first pregnancy and will definitely appreciate it again this time around. Have a great day! Jess

In her defense, I don’t know how else you’d react to your last two movies being Little Fockers and the upcoming Spy Kids 4 than essentially crawling into a hole and giving up on life. On that note, congratulations! Whee, a baby!